Going to France for a little "je ne sais quoi" ...
...but you are terrified of the froggies' notorious xenophobia?
(A well-documented French affliction that manifests itself in intense disdain for foreigners, especially those who try to speak French.
But not to worry. Here is a quick primer that should take care of all the situations you may find yourself in while in the land of Camembert, Beaujolais, mal de foie and Gauloises.
Simply click a combination of words until you build an entire sentence. We can't guarantee the accent but some twisted waiter or cab driver will probably understand you.