Ok, so you you have to attend a management meeting and your division's numbers are not exactly exactly going to put a smile on your boss's face.

No problem - bullshit your way through the presentation by peppering your speech with any number of combinations below.

Your boss's eyes will glaze over and miss the bad news, your colleagues will be impressed and you will buy some time in updating your resume to look for another job - before you get fired!

Ok - go ahead - bullshit away!

Corporate Bullshit Generator


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